PinnedPublished inSlackjawAt Floodgates Weekly, We Will Publish AnythingOur web publication aims to pair two things: your terrible, seemingly un-publishable writing and our incessant need for content.Sep 27, 202122Sep 27, 202122
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Published inSlackjawLeonardo Da Vinci In His Own WordsInventor, artist, philosopher, Italian; Leonardo Da Vinci was the Renaissance’s Renaissance man. We are extremely pleased to tell you that…Jul 2, 20211Jul 2, 20211
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