PinnedPhilip KeaninSlackjawAt Floodgates Weekly, We Will Publish AnythingOur web publication aims to pair two things: your terrible, seemingly un-publishable writing and our incessant need for content.·3 min read·Sep 27, 2021--22--22
PinnedPhilip KeaninSlackjawDue To Declining Membership, You Are Now Encouraged To Talk About Fight ClubWelcome members. As you may have noticed, the first rule of Fight Club — don’t talk about Fight Club — appears to be counterproductive in…·3 min read·Aug 8, 2021--7--7
Philip KeaninSlackjawFor Your Performance Review, I’d Like To Offer Some Devastating Criticism Disguised As Constructive…There is real potential hiding somewhere in there.·4 min read·Mar 11, 2022--2--2
Philip KeaninSlackjawThe Vacuous Nothingness Of This Black Hole Completes My Minimalist AestheticIt’s simplistic beauty is utterly inescapable·3 min read·Jan 14, 2022--2--2
Philip KeaninSlackjawJust Because I’m A Ghost In A Pottery Studio Doesn’t Mean I Want To Reenact That Scene From Ghost…Just what kind of ghost do you think I am?·3 min read·Oct 31, 2021--4--4
Philip KeaninSlackjawOne Taco Remains, And It Will Be MineFailure is no bueno.·4 min read·Sep 4, 2021--1--1
Philip KeaninThe HavenThe Tao Of Claps: How I Allocate My Applause In MediumFollow my simple rules about clapping and you’ll never be the laughing stock of Medium again!·3 min read·Aug 26, 2021--3--3
Philip KeaninSlackjawLeonardo Da Vinci In His Own WordsInventor, artist, philosopher, Italian; Leonardo Da Vinci was the Renaissance’s Renaissance man. We are extremely pleased to tell you that…·4 min read·Jul 2, 2021--1--1
Philip KeaninThe HavenI’ve Just Bought A House And Would Appreciate Some MansplanationsHey neighbor, since I moved in, I’ve been watching you. The way you toss the ol’ pigskin; the cold, hard confidence in how you got rid of…·3 min read·Jun 21, 2021--8--8